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Leland Jones I

Jan 06, 2025

Here IS the Original Johnny Deeper Joke.?

Okay here we go!It was 3:00 and Johnny was in trouble for backhanding a little girl. His teacher was writing when he flung a rubber band at her. “Johnny Deeper! I am taking you to the principals offic...
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Anonymous

Nov 05, 2024

How many “lettuce” puns can you come up with?

How many puns related to "lettuce" can you come up with? Here are a few to get started: "Lettuce eat," "Leaf it alone," and "Is this the tip of the iceberg?" Feel free to share your own creative puns!
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Anonymous

Feb 11, 2025

I don’t get the quote “If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” in the movie Billy Madison?

I really enjoy the movie Billy Madison, but I'm confused by the quote, “If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.” What does this quote mean, and what is the significance of Miles Davi...
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Nigel Emard

Nov 03, 2024

If you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

If you were a hotdog and found yourself starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would; I’d be so delicious! I would cover myself with relish and brown mustard, polishing it off with a tall, cool Bu...
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Anonymous

Jan 03, 2025

Please explain this joke? Why does dr.pepper come in a bottle?

Can someone explain this joke to me? "Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?" The punchline is: "Because his wife died." This has been puzzling me for a while. Thanks!
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What comedian does the joke about the fat man at the door?

Who is the comedian known for the joke about the fat man at the door?
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Anonymous

Oct 22, 2024

Is Kicking a little girl something ONLY Shawn Michaels can pull off?

I mean if Orton Punts a little girl it would be sick and wrong, HBK does it and it’s funny…BQ: do you think he kicks puppies too? Or just little girls?
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Catherine Green

Jan 03, 2025

Is there a actual punchline to the “whats the deal with airline food” joke?

Is there an actual punchline to the joke, "What's the deal with airline food?"
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Anonymous

Nov 27, 2024

joe piscopo barbell family guy joke?

In the episode, Peter mentions that not taking Lois to the movies is worse than the time he gave Joe Piscopo a barbell set. The scene then cuts to Peter and Joe in a room filled with workout equipment...
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Anonymous

Oct 26, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

What might a skeleton typically order when dining at a restaurant?
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