how do i turn into a pokemon?

OMG these people are just joking here is the real and only way!:

You need to evolve dude.

Pokemon Transformations

hello boy I am a pokemon trainer in real life………. I catch pokemon in the woods where I live with my poke balls and I can tell you that there is no way you can turn into a pokemon if you are a human being. Sorry thats just the way it goes. There is a place on earth though that scientists have formed and it is called the land of Haersitz. This is where they made DNA strands and formed the land of pokemon where numerious fans can actually go to and see for themselves! They provide you with ur first pokemon and you get to pick…. Fire, water, and earth….. I picked Water and my first pokemon was Squirtle. Of course the pokemon do not look the same as they do in the tv show but all it is it s a normal turtle that they use DNA to make it turn blue and they put in hormones to make it bigger and violent so when you want to battle your pokemon they will fight….. there ya go. I suggest you look it up! u must be around the carribean in order to join this land of Haersitz!

Okay. First of all don’t worry, I totally feel the same way, except I want to be a Charmander.

1) Count to 27 (the level you will need to be in order to evolve from human to pokemon)

2) Hop twice on your left foot

3) Make the call of your chosen pokemon (see pokedex)

4) Scream

5) Dance the macarena (this sounds weird but is important)

6) Make sure you are wearing something resembling the colour of your chosen pokemon.

I hope you follow the steps and find new happiness as a pokemon.

I seriously hope you’re not trolling because then the following will be for nothing. Turning into a Pokemon is a rare ability that only a few people have been known to possess throughout history. You can find out if you have this ability with a few simple tests. First, you must acquire an authentic Poke-ball. Like not just an authentic-looking artifact, but one that you actually catch Pokemon with. (I’m not sure where you would get such an item, so I apologize if this inconveniences you, I got mine from an expert who wouldn’t tell me anything more. :/) Second, you’ll need something that is typical of your Pokemon’s type. For example if it is water type, you will need a bowl of water. If it is fire type, you will need to light a candle, or make a fire in the fireplace. Or for grass, you’ll just need to be outside in a field. Since Dragonite is Dragon and Flying type, you will need a feather for Flying and a piece of leather for Dragon. (I’m not sure why it’s leather, but it might be best not to question it.) You can perform these tests anywhere where you won’t get in trouble for shouting. You won’t actually use the items for type for anything, they just need to be there in the room as power enhancers. So, you’ll put the items on the ground and try not to step on them. Sit cross-legged in front of them and take the Poke-ball in both hands and breathe in deeply through your nose. When you have breathed out, stand up and press the button on the Poke-ball and shout “I choose you, Dragonite!” and throw it on your items. It should open, and at this point, jump and try to land as squarely on the Poke-ball as you can. This may seem strange because you might break the Poke-ball, but if you do possess this ability then the moment you come into contact with the Poke-ball, its powers should turn you into Dragonite. And if you do not possess this power, then all that will happen is that you land on the Poke-ball and nothing unusual will happen. If you succeed in turning into Dragonite, then if you ever want to turn back into yourself, then just find yor type-related items and meditate next to them for 30 seconds and then say your own name 3 three times and press the button on your Poke-ball again. You should then be reverted to your human form. Good luck on this test and good luck on finding a Poke-ball, I’m sorry I couldn’t help more with that. If it turns out that you do have these rare powers, congratulations. And if you do not, then I am deeply sorry.

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how do i turn into a pokemon?

Hello, I would like to know how to turn into a Pokemon. I really like dragonite. I want to know how to turn into him. Serious answers only please. and if i see this on unfreindable imma kick your butt

Well there are these paper tabs that you need to eat first, they are coated in a special chemical called LSD and then you can transform into whatever mythical creature you want and go to all kinds of awesome places.

You don’t it is impossible

IDK